Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

RECIPE: Pickle Things by Marc Brown

Pickle Potato People

Materials:
Variety of large and small pickles
Large Whole Potatoes
Plastic Toothpicks
Various Spices (optional)

Directions:
Create your own pickle potato people using toothpicks to attach various pickles to potatoes.  Use small gherkins for ears, hair, arms, and legs.  Use small, sliced dill pickles for eyes, mouth, and buttons. Vary the creatures by adding items such as cinnamon sticks.

-From the book Storybook Stew by Suzanne Barchers & Peter Rauen, 1996. p. 4

Thursday, February 18, 2010

I’m Being Swallowed by a Boa Constrictor

I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor,
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor,
And It really hurts!
Oh No No No it ate my toe toe toe.
Oh gee gee gee it ate my knee knee knee.
Oh my my my it ate my thigh thigh thigh.
Oh fiddle fiddle fiddle it ate my middle middle middle.
Oh heck heck heck it ate my neck neck neck.
Oh dread dread dread it ate my head head head.
I’m being swallowed by a boa constrictor,
And it really hurts

*Shel Silverstein poem, I changed the wording slightly a the chorus so that it is more singable.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Ravioli

To the tune of: Alouette)

Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli--
Ravioli, that's the stuff for me.
Do you have it on your pants?
Yes I have it on my pants.
On your pants? On my pants. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli--
Ravioli, that's the stuff for me.

Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli--
Ravioli, that's the stuff for me.
Do you have it on your sleeve?
Yes I have it on my sleeve.
On your sleeve? On my sleeve.
On your pants? On my pants. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ravioli, ravioli, ravioli--
Ravioli, that's the stuff for me.

Do you have it on you shoe?? (chin, hair, nose etc. -- continue on
a round the body tour...)